Mostly just fandom stuff and things I find funny.
Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair
also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women
Very special piece for my dear friend for her birthday, she wished for the best red boy!
A commission piece done for a twitter follower.
If you are interested in a commission, feel free to contact me for pricing info till I get my pricing sheet prepped for the holidays.
that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.
me: *is naturally affectionate*
me: *has major trust and abandonment issues, fears rejection*
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
